Let’s learn with fun – TOP 10 jokes for learning English

– Look at your face I know what you had for breakfast
– What was it?
– Eggs
– No, that was yesterday

On the Internet you can be anything you want
Its so strange that many people choose to be stupid

– Do you want to hear a dirty joke?
– Ok
– A white horse fell in the mud

In a restaurant:
Customer: Waiter, waiter! There is a frog in my soup!!!
Waiter: Sorry, sir. The fly is on vacation

My girlfriend treats me like a god
She ignores my existence and only talks to me when she needs something

Singing in the shower is fun until you get soap in your mouth
Then it’s a soap opera

PUPIL: Would you punish me for something I didn`t do?
TEACHER: Of course not
PUPIL: Good, because I haven`t done my homework

Three guys stranded on a desert island find a magic lantern containing a genie, who grants them each one wish
The first guy wishes he was off the island and back home
The second guy wishes the same
The third guy says: I’m lonely. I wish my friends were back here

A guy shows up late for work
The boss yells, You should’ve been here at 8.30!
He replies: Why? What happened at 8.30?

I threw a boomerang a few years ago
I now live in constant fear